What an odd and unique place!...
What an odd and unique place! My '6' rating is based on what I look for in a "strip club." Opportunities to meet and chat with the dancers, have a private dance, etc. Beansnappers is NOT the place for either of these activities. But if you like to WATCH, sit at the rail and spend money a dollar at a time, Beansnappers could be your favorite club. Consider the contradictions at Beansnappers: Even the slightest touch--even accidental-- to a dancer's ankle or hand will get you a stern warning from the watchful bouncer. Just a minute later, a young female customer will step up onto the stage with a dancer, be placed with her back to the pole, and quickly stripped naked by the dancer! It's a beautiful thing to watch...and the crowd goes wild. I've never seen so many young women as customers in a strip club. Some alone, some "out with the girls", many with their boyfriends. I saw at least six of them come up on stage, almost like a "coming of age" ritual, and do their thing with a dancer. In years of going to clubs from coast to coast, I've never seen so much female audience participation. It's VERY hot to witness. And, apparently it happens mostly on weekends at Beansnappers. Meanwhile, the dancers are pretty standard, semi-distracted average strippers. Not the hot, young college types some reviews have suggested. Almost mechanically, they move from one rail sitter to the next, taking his dollar, putting it in his mouth, grabbing it with their tits & moving to the next guy. Very uninspiring performances on stage, but punctuated with the extreme excitement of real GND chicks getting naked on stage for the first time in their lives. So, if you are in the area, check it out for that unique experience. Just don't expect to meet, talk to, or enjoy the company of any dancers. If you want a lap dance, you order at the bar like a can of soda (no beer here) and go to glass block screened areas in the corners. I didn't, as I despise the odd Wisconsin club approach to lap dances. Have none of the Wisconsin club owners ever been to clubs elsewhere? Don't they understand that guys spend more money when they can meet & relate to a dancer first? And when they can pay the dancer directly (and repeatedly), rather than ordering at the bar like a frozen pizza? I've been to many clubs a lot worse than Beansnappers... but it could be SO much better!
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