My crew and I usually hit...

My crew and I usually hit the Pink Slip (next door) first before heading over to Bottoms Up, but the Slip was closed on this particular Saturday night about 9 p.m. I know some guys who don't like to go there, but the Bottoms Up is what it is -- It's not big. It's not fancy. It's just a bare-bones club where young women with nice bodies dance and grind for tips. Cover was $10, and lap dances are $10, which is standard in Brooklyn. "Private" dances are $25 and up, depending on how deep in the V.I.P. vibe you want to go. Like most clubs, the later you stay the more fine women you'll see. What makes B.U. different from the Slip -- besides being smaller -- is the fact that most of the girls are probably in their early to mid-20s, whereas the Slip has several M.I.L.F.s still in action. This is a good place to go if you just want to get your grind on, look at some naked females and drink some overpriced beverages. I've seen some bachelor parties take place there, but it really gets hard to move around when the place is full.