Thursday night, back for the 1st...

Thursday night, back for the 1st time in a while. Scanned the stage and floor, and decided to sit at the bar. Got my 4.50 beer, and got a visit from a blonde with glasses and really bad teeth. A bag of hammers would have a higher IQ. She was very friendly, putting her hand on my leg. A hot summer day for me equals no underwear, so she found my bestest buddy and got acquanted. She started the VIP spiel, and kept up her attention. so I decided to see how far she would go at the bar. I told her to open her legs, she did, and I started reciprocal treatment. 2 went in easy. I thought the best way to be rid of her was with a couch dance. It worked. Stayed around for another beer, and not much else going on.