Ah the Rhino, Starbucks of the...

Ah the Rhino, Starbucks of the adult entertainment industry. The downtown Los Angeles Rhino is located in a really sketchy area close to downtown and scenic South Central Los Angeles. They run 2-4-1s and 3-4-2s and other nonsense occasionally but no weekly specials. In general you pay a lot for not a lot, but I've had better experiences in off-peak hours. The hustle is in full effect here and you would do well to do some recon before committing to dances with a girl. You can have some fun here for sure, but you'll pay more for it than almost any other club in LA. A decent place to hang out with friends if you're looking to spend some cash. Honestly, once I found some of the other clubs in LA I never went back here and would never go back unless I was in the area already and didn't have time to drive somewhere else.

Valet parking only, unless you want to park outside of the lot and get jacked on your way in.