My golfmate cancelled on me, so...

My golfmate cancelled on me, so I wandered on over to Treasures near the Galleria in Houston. Never been here before, so the waitress set me down near the entrance to give me eyes time to adjust to the darkness. After a few minutes, a beautiful dancer approached me and asked if I would like some company. I said sure, and to my surprise, she sat right on my lap. After some small talk, she led me to a more quiet place in the back, and gave me a few excellent lap dances in a fairly private area. We negotiated a deal for the VIP room, which was more expensive than I wanted, but what the hell.

Let's just say I got my money's worth. That was quite an experience, best I've ever had at a strip bar.