The best thing you can say...

The best thing you can say about this club that is not crowded. Given the 3 foot rule, bikini only lap dances, zero contact, and a "friendly staff", it appears that all but the occasional traveler knows that this a place to give a wide berth.

After the unfriendly staff collected the cover charge, it took a while for my eyes to adjust to the low light so that I could comprehend the trashy interior.

On the positive side, a couple of the dancers were in the 7-8 range and one of them was willing to chat. My recommendation, drive on to New Orleans!