You know I used to love...

You know I used to love the Palomino, it has changed over the past couple of years. What happened to all the beautiful women that knew how to please a man. I like to sit in the club, drink my drink, smoke my cigar, and talk to a beautiful, smart, funny women. Women with class and sex appeal. The girls in this club nowadays and I mean girls, most of them were wearing underage wristbands and most of them drunk anyway, were rude and uncommunicative. Two of the girls were apparently condescending enough to sit down and actually talk to me. One, 20 years old with two kids already although nice, younger than my own daughter, had the body of a 50 year old woman. There were more stretch marks on her then there are treads on a set or tractor trailer tires.

All in all if your the type of guy that's looking for a "good time" in Vegas you will probably find it here. In the four hours I sat there I was offered three blow jobs, numerous hand jobs and a full on ride in the VIP some for less than $100. Two girls even offered to come to my hotel. Most the girls however just asked me for dances and got mad when I turned them down.

This is just not my thing. Finally one girl came and actually sat down and talked with me for a little bit, she was so nice, not the sharpest tool in the shed or the most attractive, but because she was the only one who didn't try to hustle me, I took her to VIP to do three for $100 of which she only charged me eighty. The VIP room is disgusting, the booths are either all ripped, the back of mine was broken too and when I sat down I put my hand on the seat and apparently onto something wet. Plus it was freezing, I was never more grateful to still be in my work suit as I had a jacket on. The girl I was with told me she gets drunk every night just to keep warm. I will never go there again and I've been going there for almost five years now.