If you are in the area,...

If you are in the area, or within a 2 hours drive, this place rocks you hard!

The TUSCL reviews don't lead you the wrong way. The mileage at the bar stool is better than most clubs in the North and many in the South. I've never had a girl grab my package in broad daylight, while I was getting served a drink. I played around with a few and did a back room dance with a cute blond, sort of a butterface, but a body to die for. Much action, she was sort of anxious as she had been at work for a few hours and hadn't had a dance there yet. We sort of helped each other out. She did the over the pants kncukle shiffle on the old piss pump and then did something I have never ever seen a dancer do in real life, unzipped me with her teeth.I think I actually said 'Holy Shit' Little Vern got an eyefull of her perfect boob job and when he was ready, she put him back in his cave and worked him through the material with her lips until he offered up his prize. She looked up at me, smiling and then, get this said, Thank You to ME??!!! She was having a bad day and needed a good reaction. We sat there for a minute and went back out where I was glad I had on black pants and she actually had a soda with me. I got a hug and a nice cheek kiss. She went to a few other guys who were waiting for Kiana, who was surely the life of the party. She had nice boobs, but really not a stellar 10 like the other guys have written.

I hung out and saw the same girls dance for about 3 hours, and decided enough time had passed since my last dance that I had to have another. I went into the bathroom to freshen up again (NICE clean restroom, I actually looked to saee if it was the ladies room) and a guy asked if I needed anything, usually I would have gaffed it off thinking he was selling dope but he handed me an unlubed condom. I gave him a buck and we were off. I grabbed my gal from before and told her I was leaving but had time for another dance if she did.