Stopped in on Sunday about...

Stopped in on Sunday about 5 PM for a little fun..As usual the place was extra dark coming in from the bright sun,it took about 10 minutes to be able to see..Stumbled my way to a table like a blind person and finally sat down...The waitress was right over to get my order for a watered down diet coke and I watched the stage show..About every 5 minutes a dancer came by and asked the "Wanna Dance" question,most said they were extra nasty in the VIP room...They all took the I think I will wait awhile turn down well,and again the waitress was right behind them with do you want to but the lady a drink??? No thanks..

After watching about 6 dancers in the rotation, one caught my eye and I tipped her a few bucks during her 2 songs..She was right over to sit with me after finishing on stage..The minute she sat down she decided to play a game of pocket pool and quickly found the cue was warmed up and ready...The first thing she told me was that she was a great sword swallower and she would show me in the VIP booth..Easy as I am I couldn't say no so off we went to the curtained Boothe's.Before the first song started my pants were down and the old cue stick was getting a sword swallowing lesson..I was in and out after 3 songs (120.00) and a tip...A very quick trip for stress relief.The club looks a little cleaner then my last visit so I rated it higher.Hawaii theater is a mileage factory,Kind of like the verse in the Arlo Guthrie song "You can get anything you want at Alice's restauarant"..I will be back on my next visit to the area...!