Fantasy Island is a different animal....

Fantasy Island is a different animal. Since our bar was closed for a private party, we decided to give this place a shot. After finding some street parking nearby, we entered the club, I was immediately struck by the relative brightness of the club and its loving/ironic 70's-boogie-nights-ornate-red-velvet decor. The AC was on full blast, I was beginning to feel a chill as I leaned up to the bar to order some drinks. As it turned out, I had taken up the spot of two gentlemen who had been sitting at the bar and had just returned.

"Pardon me," said a voice behind me. I turned to my right to find a man in his mid-forties(?) reaching for his drink.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realiz-" I started to say.