Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

I rarely patronise strip clubs as...

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thestuff
Aug 11, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I rarely patronise strip clubs as I usualy dont like the atmosphere how ever my wife and have often talked about stoping at cafe risque as it is not your normal club. Welike the Idea that its kinda like the old topless resturants of the late fiftys early sixtys htere is no alcohal a big pluss in my book, no smoking also a big plus not to mention the health benifits and you dont smell when you leave. the rules of entry and cover are posted clearly up front in big bold print , there should be no mix up or excuses for missconduct.The cafe was clean the people were very nice and helpful the waitress could teach outher resturants a thing or too about service as my water and tea were never empty,the burger I had was very good 100% angus beef. the dancers were your normal every day women they were very polite and not like the usual strippers with embellished brest and all over tans there were some with tan lines ,some very pale all over ,like I said every day girls.I have never paid for a lap dance before I did firday at 5:20 pm as there was this georgas girl who has only been at the club a month she was the most beiutaful girl I have ever seen in my life And belive me Ive seen lots of women my wife calls me the conisuer of women her name was Darla or at least thats how she interduced her self her body was perfect her skin smoth no marks or tatoos her brest double ds all natral her hair long brunette smelled wonderful beutiful face and eyes that make your heart race her lips were thin beutifuly shapeh and coverd with a lite shade of natral color lipstick that matched her eye shadow perfactly her eye lashes and eye brows were natural brunete she was very polite and as she danced I could not help but oggle her from top to bottom but i always ended up back at her face It glowed with a beuty that made me never want to leave so I paid her again afterward I had to leave as I had a lond ride ahead of me on my busa back 460 miles home And all the way home all I could think about was her and every inch of the most beutiful woman in the world. That made my trip well worth while.I will visit again and bring my wife to see the wonder of this beutiful woman . Thanks Darla For being you and please never mark up that beutiful body of yours.

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