This place can eat through your...

This place can eat through your money pretty quickly. $7 mandatory bag/coat check, $7 drink charge, and $8 admission fee will take a bite out of your wallet even before you meet any dancers. I know that's more or less standard, but it seemed a bit much for an early Monday afternoon. Still, I say it's worth it and then some. I arrived at 12:15 on a whim after a meeting in the area, and I was the first customer of the day. Now this can be a little awkward, but the dancers and waitresses were pretty low-key about it, and the vibe in the very small club was relaxed. Dim lighting, standard stripper music (Shook me aaalllll, niiiiight, loong . . .), and everything seemed to be clean and classy.

But here's why I'm going back: I'm kicking myself for not being able to remember her name, but the Columbian woman who gave me a lap dance is AMAZING. She had fake tits, but not ridiculous ones, and the rest of her body was terrific. She stripped down to a g-string very quickly and gave me a really enthusiastic, friendly dance. She was not shy about rubbing her tits in my face (a couple times more or less into my mouth), licking my ear just a little, or grinding away with her amazing ass. Hustle-wise, it's not like she was completely leaving me alone, but when I demurred at the five dances for $100 offer she didn't try to force the issue.

Again, because it was so early there weren't too many dancers around. I saw one on the little stage with sort of grotesque fake tits, and then a really tight blonde hottie chatting up the second customer of the day.