Against my better judgment, I went...

Against my better judgment, I went to Parkway Tropics. I watched girls dance in bikinis for a few sons then got a lap dance. It was OK. I thought with the nudity ban in Grand Rapids that maybe the mileage would increase so the dancers could still make money. There was a little grinding and that was it. The dancer told me that no touching is allowed, and if they allowed it anyway that they would be fined $50. I figured this was a ploy to get me to pay $50 in hopes of getting some more action from her. I didn't go for it and I won't bother going back.