Ok. between bakersfield and stockton (not...

Ok. between bakersfield and stockton (not including stockton or bakersfield) This is basically the only place worth going to. They don't have a website, and when I first went there it was in such a dilapidated shady seeming area that I didn't even stop. I read one single review on google maps that this was not a good place, and so for about a year I never came here. Too bad!

This place actually fits my idea of a typical strip club, unlike the other places in the middle central valley. The lap dances are always fucking great (compared to other places I've been to in the central valley) . A lot of reviewers on this site talk about mileage, and I think this is a definition that depends on what you're looking for. What I'm looking for is chicks touching you a lot, that are fairly good looking, and get close enough to you that you don't feel like you're ripped off (at city lights, I often felt ripped off...many of the girls there, with some exceptions, just want to hustle you).

So here's my advice on going here: tuesday night is 2 lap dances for 1, so thats when we go. cover is always 4 or 5 bucks. come at the end of happy hour (ends at 6pm usually) and buy cheap drinks. There is just one stage, and not too many dancers on early week weeknights, and about half of them are hot. Mila, Candy, and Carmen are excellent. I always felt very safe inside this place, and they have great bouncers and staff, though the chick taking cover charges is often bitchy and asks rudely for tips.