One of my favorite clubs of...
One of my favorite clubs of the last 20 years is currently called Cheaters. While the dances have gone from $5 to $20 it is otherwise pretty much the same. Even though it is a couple blocks off the beach in Cocoa it is an easy drive from Orlando using the toll road. Parking is a little tight at night but they usually have outside security which is good. The entrance is very informal. It leads to the quiet side of the bar. Good location to check out the dancers as they come and go to the dressing room as its only entrance is right there and the main stage is at the other end of the bar.
A few feet away is the entrance to the pool table area. It is well lit and great place to see what the women really look like. When you find someone you like, play a rack or two to get to know her. It is quiet enough to talk and a friendly game breaks the ice for both of you. My favorite to play pool with is a lovely lady with a model face, small waist widening to wide sexy hips. Karen keeps me smiling as her personality is even sexier than her body. I told her if she was into spanking, I would marry her on the spot. Well, I haven't spanked her yet but she seemed genuinely affectionate as she did a slow, deep penetration, hip movement on my lap.
The official going rate for a lap dance is $20 but if she likes you a set of three may only be $50. My last visit was in June and I cannot remember the bodybuilder that gave me such a great upper back massage for a $10 tip, but I highly recommend her for that.
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