The Spearmint Rhino in Vegas is...

The Spearmint Rhino in Vegas is a blast when other people are paying.

Let's be real - most people reading tuscl.com are looking for value. We aren't afraid to spend money, but when we do we want to have a good time. We want a comfortable club, "reasonable" drinks, and pretty girls. Most importantly, we want to know if our $20 is going to buy us an air dance, or some nice pert titties bouncing on our face.

At the Rhino - money talks. If you show up at midnight any day of the week, the chances of you getting a table are pretty small. We had a hook up with the host, guaranteed that we'd buy at least three bottles of liquor, and we still waited 20 minutes for a table. Why? Because there were enough other big spenders buying bottles to keep the tables full. I've been there 4 or 5 times now, and it's always packed.