Wow. How many places have...

Wow. How many places have ever scored a club rating of 10 and a value rating of 1?!? This is the first in my strip club experience. Onwards!

To get in? No cover if you're over 30!!!!! $10 if you're under. Alcohol is served, along with a free food buffet if you're early; the food is continually brought out until they run out. On my visit, it was poor boy sandwiches, bags of chips, cookies, and a few condiments. In my first hour here, my tab was: $0 for cover, $0 for food (yet filled tummy achieved) and $2.25 for a Happy Hour priced Bud plus $.75 tip to the bartender. So $3 total. Good so far...

Sparkling clean and upscale bathroom. Good still...