Good looking women in the only...

Good looking women in the only strip club in the area. So there's no competition except for the twenty pages of escort services in the Yellow pages, which must be the way things work around here. But, it's in a frickin' strip mall! What's wrong with that you ask? Well, I think in the outgoing message for directions it says "The world famous Paper Moon". Yeah, right. I will say this, the prices were about the highest I'd heard of, well until Charleston's VIP room.

VERY strict local rules and regular law enforcement instructions keep tight wraps on this place. The girls can go topless which on stage, but I think they wear pasties if memory serves. Tips are only taken through a thigh garter belt each girl wears. Dance prices are $60 for a fully-clothed VIP area dance in the back, which has semi-obscured mini booth walls. My gal said I could touch but this was only over her bikini top. Yeah, that was exciting. And if you paid $100, you could get the same dance for $100! Table dances (non-contact and fully covered) were available for $20! And then there were 10-minute and 15-minute and half-hour rates available via little table menus. THEN HERE'S WHERE THE DJ IS REALLY YOUR "BUDDY": Every half hour I think it was, sir DJ would come and say "Hey guys, buy one dance now and I'm gonna pick up the cost of the second on me!" So, during the 3-minute cut of Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls", all dancers circulate to push the special in which table dances fall to $10 and VIP couch dances fall to $30 per, only if you're keeping track, you're locked into a two dance cost. Clever. And reasonably expensive.

Most of the gals were good-looking, with about 25 on a night shift. And wow did they work the floor during "Girls, Girls, Girls". You could count on being asked "Would like a dance 4 or 5 times" during the sale. So what happens when the special solicitation is over? Well, the girls call it "The stage of shame", because if they haven't landed work, they have to stand on stage for the two songs of the special in humiliation. They stand and gab and don't dance much. I can't blame them. I thought it was dumb and mean. Then again I thought sir DJ's special offer of picking up the cost of the second dance was rather ingratious as well. But if you like to spend money, this is your place. And incredibly, soon you'll get the chance: sir DJ plugged a 2nd location opening soon. Great, two expensive places with lame specials.