I found this place advertized in...

I found this place advertized in the Northern Virginia phonebook in my hotel room. Talk about being in an obscure location. It's down lonely stretch of Interstate (696?) which gets so deserted there's actually a sign about last chance to exit before the drawbridge can be raised (keeping one trapped on the otherside for God knows how long. At night. In unfamiliar territory. Then I found the exit and it was still another two miles down some quasi-industrial area road.

The club is a one-story basic cinderblock structure. Bar is a VERY big rectangle shape dominating the main room. The stage is down the center basically providing a moat between the guys seated at the bar and the full nude stage dances by the girls. I think each girl did two songs, being full nude by the end of song two.

Upon entering, I was greeted by grandma, an older woman who said $13 in such a way I was unsure as to whether or not she was raising the price because I was a newbie. Why the heck grandma works here I have no idea. The speaker is maybe 10 feet behind her and I can't imagine her liking the type of music being played. Oh well, I guess she gets paid.