Everybody has an off-day, and I'm...

Everybody has an off-day, and I'm willing to take that as the explanation for a disappointing experience this weekend. Still, it would take massive improvement to justify its top-ten national ranking from what I saw last Saturday.

The location is good, but the interior layout is a little strange- nothing is at right angles and I ventured some places I shouldn't have gone before I found the unmarked mens' room. I arrived about 7:30 to find a dozen or so customers, most of them sitting along the back wall. Within half an hour it picked up so the main stage was full and one of the two side stages opened.

My big problem is this- it's a nude club by definition, but only one of the first six dancers on stage took it all off. Just hiking up the skirt and the top to show the vital spots doesn't meet my criteria. In fact, it shows laziness on the part of both dancers and management.