So I went back to the...

So I went back to the Outhouse a couple of weeks back and have put off writing a review because I'm not really sure what to say about the place. Have been many times in the past but hadn't made it out to the cornfield for several years as I never had any particular desire to go. Have a dancer/friend who now works out there so she had been after to me to come up there sometime and I finally did. Went with a female friend and that might have shaped my experience a bit but had a reasonably good time. Arrived probably around 9 PM and the place was not too packed at that point. Doorman/bouncer met us outside the club and collected the $20 cover. Turns out that escorted females are free before Midnight so that was a nice surprise. Had brought a 12-pack of beer along and probably would have stayed longer if we had brought more. That being said, some people were pulling in coolers full of alcohol while we were there. Have to think that the BYOB makes for some pretty drunken people here by the wee hours of the morning. Hopefully, they have a Designated Driver or they would be pretty easy pickings for Uncle Leo.

Dancer quality was a mixed bag. There were a few really hot girls and quite a few who were just kind of OK. A few stopped by our table right after we arrived and during the course of the 2 or 3 hours we were there. Didn't really spend much time before moving on as I think they were hoping to sell some dances and, when we didn't bite immediately, they decided to move on. There was one of the girls who was just downright annoying. Seemed to be really out of it (probably on something) and was kind of hard to get rid of her. Did get to spend some quality time with my dancer/friend and got a few dances from here in the main room. About what I expected. Enjoyable but not "OMG unbelievable" or anything. Was fun seeing her again and, other than hanging out and drinking some beers with a friend, that was really the only particularly fun part of the evening. Place starting getting a little crowded as it approached Midnight and we were out of drinks so we took off.

So what is my conclusion? Well, the Outhouse is what it is. It can definitely be a fun place to kick back and have a few drinks (or more than a few) with a friend or five and it won't really cost you that much. The dancers are OK and the dances are OK but neither are as good as you can find elsewhere in the area for the same price or less. Will I be back again? Probably, at least as long as as my "friend" dances there. That being said, I doubt I will visit very frequently. The vibe of the place isn't real good and the location is awful. Still, I can't tell you that you won't have fun here if you find the right girl and have the right attitude (and some cash) so I would call it a definite "maybe" as far as a recommendation.