Place is in the middle of...

Place is in the middle of nowhere - pine barrens and farmland. It's like an oasis for a first timer. $5 cover and that included a soda. Wide range of girls - ethnicities, body types, ages, looks. Some hotties, some notties. Went to a tent with an average looker who seemed motivated. She quickly explained the extra fun to be had. Made my menu selection and soon I was a happy man. Just a little lighter in the wallet, that's all. Never been to a place like it and will try to return prior to the dreaded closing.