I was at Wise Guys on...

I was at Wise Guys on a Wednesday and a Saturday recently, both in the afternoon. As mentioned in other reviews, it's in the rougher part of town, and their parking lot isn't near as secure as other lots, so it's best to go while it's still light out. The inside looks like a typical bar that's tried to turn itself into a strip club. There's two stages, but I rarely saw anyone actually dancing on the main stage, let alone the spare. As mentioned, they've got a Private Room and a VIP. The private's not really private, it's just a room with some wore out couches and (laughably) the club's ATM. You've got to pay $5 for a bracelet to get into the Private Room, which is always stupid. Regular lap dances appear to be about $25 a song. More on the VIP in a moment. When I went there was no cover and although there was a posted two drink minimum, no one enforced it. In fact, there were no waitresses on staff that I could see, just a bartender. It seemed like the dancers were doing most of the waitress work, offering to bring you a drink (and usually trying to get one for themselves while they were at it...).

The dancers themselves seemed to be of surprisingly good quality overall. On Wednesday there were six girls on shift: one chubby gal, two generic skinny blondes, two hot AA girls, one incredibly hot girl, and one cute girl next door type. On Saturday I got there just after they had opened, and I only saw two hot AA girls. I didn't see much actual dancing when I was there. The girls just get up on stage, mill around until a customer sits down at the tip rail, and then hop off stage, hop into the customer's lap, and start a mini-lap dance. So, if you want to see dancing, this is not the place. The girls are not shy about sitting down with the customers. All the ones I talked to were friendly. Two of them immediately talked up getting a private dance. The cute girl from Wednesday sat down and started to give me a massage. After thoroughly massaging my back, she offered to take me into the back and give me a full body massage for two songs for $40. Considering I was kinda stressed, I took her up on it, even though I knew it was a bit of a rip-off. I went ahead and got a regular lap dance afterward, which was okay. I've had better at the Hollywood. But there are things you can do here that you can't at the Hollywood.

Which leads us to the VIP. Like other reviews have stated, it's $50 to get into the VIP for 15 minutes. The girl immediately strips down completely naked, which is nice. Everyone else says it's $150 for FS, but both times I went it was $200. I might have been able to negotiate a better price, but I wasn't in the mood to argue money with a girl I was about to...know intimately. On Wednesday the cute girl gave me a HJ to get me started, then rode me. On Saturday, it was a sexy black girl that gave me a BBJ then hopped up on me for the finish. So, yeah, extras can be had here, if you're willing to pay the price (or, if you're not an idiot like me, do a little negotiating).