Sitting on the corner of Baltimore...

Sitting on the corner of Baltimore Street, the Hustler Club is definitely one of the nicer clubs on "The Block." While clients don't get patted down or "wanded" on their way in, the door staff are generally pretty good at keeping the undesirable elements out of the club. The security is present, but not invasive. I can't say that I care for the fleet of cameras, but if it keeps the place comfortable without having me end up on YouTube: so be it. Basic cover varies between $5-15 (bring your MD ID for a lower cover). VIP (when it's open) is usually $40 and is sometimes hit or miss (see below). Drinks are moderately priced and have a decent amount of booze.

There's generally a decent amount of dancers working at the club. There's at least one 10, but she's guaranteed to be busy all night. The rest range from 5 to 9. Thankfully, none of them look strung out on something, and they all speak English :-). This, unfortunately, can't be said for the rest of The Block. The VIP section is nice, and well worth the extra cover when it's stocked with girls. Unfortunately, it's a roll of the dice as to whether or not it'll be a complete sausage fest upstairs. On slow nights, you're better off going downstairs with everyone else. On a weekend night, VIP is nice in that you can escape the crowd and still catch some of the action (VIP has its own stage, though it's not always in use).

Now for the part everyone's interested in: the dances! I'm a boob guy, so imagine my disappointment when I find out that not only are the lap dances bikini, so are the honey suites aka champagne rooms. I can't say it enough, though - YMWV! Laps are generally $25. The suites are $400 for half an hour, and $700 for an hour. If you get a really fun girl, you won't have a problem putting in multiple hours in the suite. If you get an air dancer, you want to get out of there quick. I generally eschew the laps in favor of the more private suites. Some are more private than others, so scout things out with the lady of your choice.