I went to the Paper Moon...

I went to the Paper Moon club for the first time today. I was pleasantly surprised that they don't charge a cover if you enter before 2pm. The doorman was nice, he gave me the nickel door and tied a band on my wrist. I sent in Saturday at about 1pm and there was only one other guy in the place. A dancer came over and sat with me right away and starting chatting it up. It was nice because you never get that in DC unless you're a regular and like I said it was extremely slow today. I talked with an attractive dancer named Shay for a while and the DJ made an announcement about 2 for 1 dances. It's 2 table dances for $20, 2 top on lap dances for $60, and two topless dances for $100. I took her up on the table dances to give it a try and it wasn't too bad...no touching but still a good way to get things started. After a couple of table dances, I offered to buy Shay a drink and we started chatting for a while. I learned a little bit about her and she started to get pretty friendly with the touching (she let me see what an implant feels like, a first for me). I was getting ready for a lunch with family and had to head out but I had to try out a lap dance as I've never had one in VA. I took her up on the top on and that was pretty good too. Shay was very liberal with the touching (both ways) and gave some really good grindage. I was definitely getting worked "up". So I left after an hour a $100 lighter in the wallet but happy. The club is definitely expensive but worth it if you don't want to drive to Baltimore.