I'm comparing this club to Jaguars,...

I'm comparing this club to Jaguars, which is its closest competitor. While Jags was filled to the gills on Wednesday for Ladies Night and makes for a very unpleasant experience (good luck finding someplace to sit!), the Parrot had a fairly good crowd but still had plenty of seats and room to move.

Pros: VIP dances are $20/each (but does cost $20 to enter); Less expensive if you get 3 or more dances in VIP; Usually a fair amount of dancers; More privacy in VIP; Serves alcohol; Best sound system (it's loud but there are places in the club where you can avoid the blast); DJ doesn't bellow and gets to the point; Almost always plays full songs; Dancers are more likely to talk with you; Some hot dancers; Regularly schedules big name feature acts; Good waitresses.

Cons: Most of the best dancers stay in VIP; Typically has 1, maybe 2, dancers on stage at a time, which gets boring (Jags almost always has 4 in the evening); Dancers not as hot on average; Can get very crowded when there's a feature.