Wife and I went in to...

Wife and I went in to Penthouse for the first time last night. The place looks nice enough, but the quality of service is horrible. First we got slapped with a $20 each cover which is too high. Then we sat at a table for over an hour and we were only approached by one lady the whole time (she was not attractive and only came to ask for a dance after my wife went to use the restroom). Obviously not friendly to couples. I bought funny money while we were there and after the dissappointing experience, tried to get it refunded, which they obviously refused. Stupid things expire in 3 weeks, so I just got screwed out of $200 that i would have dropped on even 1 lady if she would have been attractive and offered us a dance. NOT HAPPY! PS- I'll sell the funny money to someone for half of their value if you want them.