Lusty Lady
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1101 Peter Macchiarini Steps, San Francisco, CA 94133, USA*

I had read a ton of...

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willielaxman
Jul 16, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

I had read a ton of reviews about this place and wanted to see it for myself. It is located right next door to the Hustler Club. The place is pretty seedy, run down. The booths are around the corner past the desk on the right. The booths are immediately in front of you with a light above the door indicating if it is available or not. I went to stand in one of the individual booths. It was disgusting...the smell and the 'residue'; they were not very clean. I couldn't even step foot in them. I found one of the booths around the side (which seemed to be less used or at least cleaner), closed and locked the door. The window immediately in front of you is a small plexi-glass window with a dollar bill slot. There is only enough room to stand up.

The door slid open and there was a very good looking brown-haired woman dancing with a nice landing strip. She made eye contact and was ok. It just didn't do much for me. After time expired, I left the room and went to look for the private one-on-one booth. It was down a short hallway. There was a curtain, an open sign and a woman in the booth. She motioned me to a door on the right, went in and locked the door. The booth has a bench that could fit two people. It was relatively clean and you could see directly into the booth. Some of the mood was ruined when I saw her with a book of puzzles sitting on the bed with her (I understand that she may get bored, but come on, some fantasy). She was ok looking, but very friendly and made me feel extremely comfortable. I inserted my $20 (for about 5 minutes). She took here clothes off, asked me whether I had been there and what I liked. She was shaved and pierced. She certainly did work hard, but it just wasn't doing anything for me. She encouraged me to take my cock out. I did, but the experience did not give me the woody that I hoped. I lasted the entire session and decided to get out.

Overall, if I was really, really horny and could not get back to my hotel room to take care of myself with some porn, then this place would be ok.

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