Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue Providence, RI 02909

I went here at 5:00 on...

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ruttmab
Jul 14, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

I went here at 5:00 on a Sunday afternoon and I'm still trying to think redeeming to say about the visit. It was a royal waste of time. I only saw 5 dancers there -- one of whom was frighteningly overweight (... was this an audition for the The Biggest Loser?). There was no energy in the club and not a single dancer that I wanted to talk to, much less get a dance from. I can only hope that the quality of dancers improves at night -- this was both sad and depressing. Maybe the old adage that you get what you pay for has merit -- there was no cover charge and they were advertising $10 lap dances. At least I didn't get mugged and I walked out with as much money as I walked in with (minus the charge for one drink).

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