My wife and I go to...

My wife and I go to OG for fun, and it's pretty good, I gotta say. The girls are hot, and we get a lot of attention. They want you in the VIP, which was $260 for 30 min (not bad) or $500 for an hour. Lapdances in the chairs were $20, and nice. This girl was so into my wife she wanted to "do some shit with you guys" in the VIP, but we had a show to go to. Next time for sure.

We had also gone upstairs to give my wife some strange man-attention, and I gotta say they are cool up there. Nothin beats gettin a sperm-competition boost from watchin your wife with a good-lookin man. Not pushy, these guys are very into bein professional, courteous, love their job, and were totally cool to me. My wife is hot, so sure that helps. I look like one of them, so they considered me a brother. Very good venue, wish there was more like this for couples. Downstairs, the girls are very into the money, it seems, more than fun, upstairs the guys seem pretty into their job, so to speak. I read a study recently that the biggest selling porn is gang-bang, because it raises our sperm motility due to perceived competition. I've found this to be be the case with this form of entertainment. We kept it pretty tame, don't know how crazy these guys will actually get, but it was fun. If you can go from girl-fun downstairs, then give your chick some balance upstairs, this makes for a successful strip club outing.

In the future I'll post what we do in the VIP, even if it turns into a scam. Hope not, cuz two girls makin out topless is my thing.