Understanding that Twin Cities mileage is...

Understanding that Twin Cities mileage is low, I opted for a nude club for the eye candy. A mistake in this case. Got to Dream Girls about 5:00pm (no small feat given TC rush hour traffic). Paid $6.50 for parking, then a $9 cover to enter DG, then a mandatory $9 Coke once inside.

I was greeted by an older dancer who informed me that I was the only customer they had had since lunch. (Later another PL joined us.) There were only two dancers, the 40ish one who greeted me "Summer" and a mid-20ish one whose name I don't recall. Each took their turn on stage and flashed the goods. I took each to the VIP for a 2-4-$20. Not exactly air dances but little contact except leaning on me. No hand contact either way.

At this point the DJ was exasperated that no other dancers had arrived and suggested I get my hand stamped for later re-entry. I took his advise but did not return. Why bother when there did not seem to be much potential up-side. There are better places to gape at nude snatch in the Cities. (See my review of King of Diamonds.)