Okay so I'm a total rookie...

Okay so I'm a total rookie when it comes to Dallas clubs, but with the help of this board I can sift through the goods and the bads.

So I wind up at the FARE around 12:00 on Wed night. I thought that would be a decent time, well I was way too early. Only 3 dancers and the staff warned me when I paid the $20 admission (nice touch) but I was already there so I thought what the hell. So I'm sitting there, dancers aren't much to look at, and I find myself getting more excited for the buffet to start than the site of titties, man I'm getting old. I also didn't have any booze since my plane landed too late to get to a liquor store.

Finally one dancer G*** was sitting at one of the bars, so I went and chatted. Not much to look at but she had a nice boob job so I thought might as well make the best of it. Upgraded to VIP ($35) and took her upstairs. Decent dances (see my review) but that's about it. Waited, waited, and waited more, about 5 more dancers rolled in, more customers which females almost outnumbered males (and these weren't stippers I can tell the difference). Finally I looked at my watch and it was 3:49 time to go home. I was disappointed that very few girls would venture upstairs to the VIP. I'm sure it would be more fun on a Fri or Sat night. One thing I liked I saw 3 security guards in the parking lot, an improvement from when I was here last year.