The Hollywood is easily the best...

The Hollywood is easily the best club I've ever been to. The downside of the place is that it kind of suffers from sensory overload. The neon pink vibe of the interior, along with all of the TVs playing hardcore porno, while you've got women dancing on two to four stages can be a bit much to handle for a newcomer or someone with a short attention span. Still, the place is clean, and it's not the loudest club I've ever been in, and the DJ's not too obnoxious most of the time. Cover is usually $10. I don't drink, so drinks are a non factor with me. The waitresses are usually surprisingly hot, though, and typically pretty attentive.

The women are usually very good in the looks department. Maybe not Vegas quality, but not bad for Illinois/Missouri. The Hollywood is a very hands on place, and both at the stage as well as in the back, you can touch a woman just about everywhere except the pussy. Lap dances are $25 and are an incredible value. The back rooms have a bed and are relatively private (there's an open doorway, and a bouncer routinely patrols the hall making sure no one gets up to anything too shady). The women vary pretty greatly in terms of personality. Some seem to avoid the crowds like the plague. Others will sit down with some all night, never ask for a lap dance, but will hustle you for as many drinks as they can. Others will really push the lap dance. Some nights you get a lot of attention from the girls, and some nights you need to fire a signal flare just to get one to look at you. Overall though, this is always my favorite strip club experience.