This is a nude juice bar,...

This is a nude juice bar, so if you're looking to have a few cocktails with your dances, this may not be the place for you. Luckily, Pub 13 and the Tap Room are within walking distance if you find yourself in need of a drink (readmittance is granted to those over the age of 21, so hang on to your receipt). By Southwest Michigan standards, the dances here might be considered tame. However, some girls offer limited mutual touching in the VIP rooms. The quality of girls range from 6-9 in appearance (with more girls on the higher end of the scale). Most are friendly, flirty and decent conversationalists (if that sort of thing matters to you). The overall atmosphere is upbeat and fun, although the crowd is a bit young and sometimes deemed obnoxious by older customers. The stage consists of two poles and a ballerina bar. The tip rail is detached from the stage, requiring that the dancers come down from the stage to collect their tips. Dancers may not leave the stage once they are nude, so tips are collected during the first song of each dancer's set (sets consist of two songs). $20 dances are offered in the "Executive Lounge." Deal dances, such as 2-4-1 dances and Deal of the Century dances (two dances for $30) are offered on an infrequent and unpredictable basis throughout the night. If you're watching your wallet, Monday nights offer $15 dances all night long (starting at 7 p.m.), while Tuesdays offer 2-4-1 dances on a half-hour basis. The VIP rates are as follows: $85 for 15 minutes, $175 for 30 minutes, and $300 for one hour. Wednesday nights offer a $75 special on 15 minute VIPs. VIPs vary greatly from one girl to the next, so be sure to ask her rules ahead of time. If you plan to pay with plastic, you have two options: hitting the ATM for cash or the bar for funny money (funny money requires that you present your ID). Both the bar and the ATM apply the same surcharge (10 percent) to the amount withdrawn. Funny money, however, must be spent the same night that it is issued. The charge will appear as "Ypsilanti Art Theater" on your statement.