Seamless is an upscale gentleman's club....

Seamless is an upscale gentleman's club. Despite my rather low ratings of this establishment, there's a lot of good about this place. On the weekends at the least, there are a plethora of girls. And the vast majority of girls admittedly are 7s through 9s. There are probably a few 10s strutting around there, but thankfully not many below 7. The valet parking is fast, relatively friendly and convenient. The drink prices are ridiculous, but this is Vegas so high drink prices are a given. The decor is nice as are the restroom facilities. The inside is kind of cramped for my tastes and could stand to be expanded several hundred square feet. My main problem with Seamless are the bouncers. These clowns are true assholes! For some reason these idiots truly act like their shit doesn't stink. On my last visit there (and I do mean my last), I was accosted by a bouncer because I was feeling sick from alcohol, smoke in the air and too many people in too small of an area. I was trying to hurry up and get outside before I puked in the place. This bouncer grabs me by the wrist as if I'd stolen something and proceeds to explain to me that he works there. WTF?! My first reaction was to punch him the nose as he had his face in perfect position, but I didn't feel like going to jail that night. Instead I told him to unhand me and go fuck himself. He does let me go but calls some of his fellow asshole bouncers to escort me and my lady friend. Ok, assclowns, I was leaving anyway. Me and some friends had been harassed by that same bouncer on a previous visit. Though I doubt that he remembered me, it's obvious that this buffoon has a problem and his cohorts aren't much better. In summary, if you don't get any static from the "nose-in-the-air" bouncers, you should have a pretty good time there. Me on the other hand, I know that I'm not a high-roller or anything, but whatever money I choose to spend on strippers will be spent at other gentlemen's clubs.