Back in Tucson and back to...

Back in Tucson and back to the Candy Store. Easily three, maybe four times as many dancers as customers at 1 in the afternoon. No cover charge, the obligatory two drinks were $3.50 total (two diet cokes.) There were three dancers who were at least 8s (well, one of them if you like tattoos - which I do), most dancers were 6s or 7s, and a couple not so much. Lap dances at your seat are $5 and there is a whole lot of mutual touching going on. The VIP room is a very reasonable $10 entry and $10 per song. (Songs are pretty close to full length.) The club is topless, clean, has a full bar and comfortable chairs. It's dimly lit, but once your eyes adjust you can see well enough. There are two stages and each dancer does one song on each stage before heading into the audience to solicit dances at the seats and in the VIP room.

I quickly went to the VIP after having had one dance at my seat from a dancer who shall remain nameless for the forthcoming obvious reasons. She is relatively new there, has wild bleached blonde hair and enormous fake breasts, but there was something kind of charming in how aggressive she was. She told me that she charged $20 per song because, "I'm a nasty girl." And she was. Very. In no time at all she had my pants unzipped and had me see-sawing between those breasts. Then she went down on me - oh boy did she have a soft and enthusiastic and wet mouth. She put me back between her breasts just in time and there was a bit of cleanup involved. We'd been in there for three songs, was all. I gave her the $60 and an extra $15 that I had in my shirt pocket and she seemed plenty happy with that.

Looking around in the VIP it was apparent that everybody in there was getting similar treatment. I'm wishing I was in Tucson more often.