Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Stopped in Saturday night for the...

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jack783
Jun 28, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Stopped in Saturday night for the first time. $15 cover. Byob. There is a non-alcohol bar but I did see the bartender selling $3 Coors Lights; probably some loophole. It's a rough looking crowd but I felt safe. As far as the action goes, I frankly don't know what the hoopla is all about. This is a dive with girls that are no better than a 6, many of them far over the hill. They're friendly for the most part but some of them were just painful to look at and I cringed as they got closer on the dollar train. As far as I can figure the appeal to this place is that it's the only action for miles around (other than Cheeks 30 minutes way), and you can get a happy ending at a price that isn't too hard on the wallet. But don't expect any eye candy.

The famous Ruby came up to me and asked me if I wanted a dance. No hello, no introduction. "$30. You want?" We went into a private room and as soon as she shut the door and we sat down she lay her body on me so the 2 cameras couldn't see what she was doing, reached into my pants and started pumping Mr. Happy like there's no tomorrow. Now, I'm into a happy ending as much as the next guy, but if I want piston action, I can take care of it myself for cheaper, if you know what I mean. I was done in two dances, tipped her an extra $10 which she seemed happy with and I was on my way. Good to see once but I wouldn't go out of my way.

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