I've been meaning to submit this...

I've been meaning to submit this review for a couple of months now... some of the dancers that I discuss below may have left the club, but the overall experience that I describe is still applicable.

To me, WG is the closest thing going in the current East Side landscape to the old Chameleon... albeit a more expensive version. But the liberal policies make it my favorite local club. My recent visit took place during the day shift, where I found a reasonable stable of 6 dancers, including Kelis, Desire, Dream, Carlie, Stormi, and a black girl who did not share her name. My intent was to relax a while with stage and lap dances and then hit the VIP room. The most attractive and all-around enticing was Kelis, who has a gorgeous face and smile, great personality, and is an absolute wizard on the lap. I was sold on a trip to the back until she quoted $275 for the half hour. Looks-wise, she is "worth it" (a totally subjective comment, obviously), but I don't think any dancer is worth that price in that environment. In a hotel, yes, but not the dank, over-used backroom at WG.

I ended up taking all of the remaining dancers back for privates (of the $25 variety). Stormi has a fantastic amazonian physique but some kind of strabismus or similar condition. She cut out after our first dance to take a call "from her kid" which was okay by me. Next up was Dream, very sweet girl, mid 20s, blond and attractive, some pregnancy-related belly damage. She advertised the same pricing scale as Kelis, but I wasn't as tempted. Desire gave a great stage dance, in fact possibly a little too dirty as I started to feel self-conscious in front of the other customers, but the timing never worked for a trip to the lap room. The black girl and Carlie gave the most lap-room mileage; Carlie, who is older, indicated an all-inclusive rate of $100 for the VIP room. Tempting, but she is not as attractive as Kelis, and I didn't want to feel that I was being cheap or settling. So I ended up leaving w/ no trip to the VIP room at all. Carlie did impart that the night girls apparently all offer the same type of menu that can be found during the day shift. If this is true, it's good to know.