Stopped in around 9 PM after...

Stopped in around 9 PM after a great dinner at Goode Seafood on Kirby. I hadn't been to Treasure's in three years and was curious to see if anything had changed. Not much.

I sat at the bar and was soon approached by a hot latina from Panama. She was in her mid-thirties with a smokin body sporting a pair of double D bolt-ons and a tremendous ass. After some clever conversation she talked me into buying her a shot (Patron Silver, of course) to celebrate her birthday tomorrow. Of course, she made me drink one, too. She commenced to work the stick shift through the golf shorts and attempted to sell me on the virtues of going to the upstairs VIP. No thanks. Let's do a few dances down here. We went over to the dark corner room and could not find a table against the walls, so we were stuck at one in the middle of the room. She gave me three high-mileage dances but wouldn't quit talking about the VIP and how this particular room had overhead cameras and was constantly monitored. She ordered more shots and when finished I said there will be no VIP with me and I needed to get going since I had an early flight in the morning. She then announced I owed her $100. I laughed and handed her $60 for the three dances while saying she should have explained her pricing schedule upfront.

Treasures is a blast, but buyer beware.