Absolutely the worst strip club experience...

Absolutely the worst strip club experience I've ever had. This club had 4 dancers, not a single one under 150lbs. Cover was $12, they serve only sodas and water, no alcohol. I saw 3 stage shows, all 3 of the girls had zits on their asses. Out of curiosity, i had to ask about the lap dances. The best looking girl there, who happened to be a 2/10, explained for 3 songs was $41. I am glad I asked before jumping in because the first two songs aren't dances, she just sits with you and talks. The third song she dances for nude. So $41 for one dance and 2 songs worth of chit chat. The place is a dump, i was afraid to touch the door handle in the bathroom. The strippers were also completely uninterested in their dancing. the stripper pole squeaked which was mildly amusing the first two times, then got really annoying. Avoid this club at all costs. After the $12 cover, i tipped the remaining $8 of my twenty and high tailed it out of there.