I was the first customer to...

I was the first customer to arrive at the club, and was immediately hit up to buy a VIP pass even though there were no dancers anywhere to be seen. After 20 minutes or so another customer showed up and the DJ finally called a dancer on stage. Despite advertising $10 dances, the only thing available was $30 in the VIP. During the hour and a half I was there, I saw four dancers - 2 aging spinners and two big girls, each of whom "paired up" with guys as they came in - no chance for trying out different girl's dances. I got a dance from Chanel (nice body despite four kids) and went home wishing for more. Maybe I will try again on a night shift, but maybe not.