When I lived in San Antonio,...

When I lived in San Antonio, this was the club to visit. I had to drive clear across town, and passed Sugar's on the way, but it was worth it. Some might describe this place as "seedy", but... what mileage! I don't think you'll find a place with better mileage in the USA on $5 dance night.

There's a small cover (which was waived for me as Active Duty military), and the drinks are relatively reasonably priced. There is a wild variation in the dancers available: if you show up early during the week, there may only be a few to choose from, and they're not so hot. Evenings, especially on weekends, the place is packed, and there are dozens of dancers, plenty of them are gorgeous! My fave was a girl who looked exactly like Shakira.

For $5 a dance, it's very affordable, but you might have trouble finding a hot dancer to take your money, since they stay busy! Ask early, and be prepared to wait a little while.