Ballpark Tavern
Closed
1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*

Last two visits have been lackluster....

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ralphyboy
May 29, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Last two visits have been lackluster. There are only two real reasons for stopping in here--self-loathing or to get "serviced." The first is always a lock, the second has become more questionable.

Couple of the better gurls have moved on, and their replacements don't appeal. There's almost never a dancer in here you really want to watch or talk to...and if fortune's smiled on you and there's actually a performer you'd at least like to despoil, chances are that a total lack of hustle and work ethic on her part will stymie you...'I'll be right out' turned into a twenty minute wait recently, and today 'after the next song' turned into her disappearance into the back of the house during the entire next gurl's set-- and my departure without the luxury of her lips. Instead I stopped in the mall and treated myself to a fine trio of much longer lasting pleasures in the form of a jacket and two pair of cord and cashmere trousers for about the same price...it's called the virtue and benefit of ambivalence...

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Last two visits have been lackluster....