Made the mistake of checking out...

Made the mistake of checking out the action at Shotgun Willie's on a Wednesday night during a Nuggets/Mavericks play-off game. Place was more or less empty. Would have been nice, but I am unable to rate any of the dancers above a 7. It was as if the better-looking employees had figured that play-off night would equal lack of customers and so they arranged to be gone as well. It was so bad, I didn't even get a dance. Ten bucks to get in. Noticed that I didn't like the music much -- seemed to be stuck on some form of classic rock. What's wrong with, you know, dance music?