i'm looking for a club to...

i'm looking for a club to audition, this place was such a disappointment. went in with a guy friend on a tuesday afternoon and was turned off by the run-down barnyard look inside the club and the porn playing on the tv mounted across the floor. at least it was dark. there was one stripper dancing up on the stage, heavyset with really full and large breasts, and i thought she was cute but she looked bored as hell. no one approached us, so we didn't get to spend our money, but there were about 10 other dancers there and my friend wanted a lap dance. about 5 other patrons in the club. i dont know, not my cup of tea.