$25 for a lap dance, $30...

$25 for a lap dance, $30 if you want it nude...but quite frankly, these are the type of girls that you would rather have keep their panties ON.

My first dance was with what appeared to be a crack whore. She grabbed my junk with some serious aggression and asked me "you like how i bounce it, boy?!" She was scary. It was the longest 5 minutes of my life.

For $40 I got a all-nude booth dance with Mary Jane...blond w/ huge fake tits and, you guessed it, a big marijuana leaf tattoo next to her cooch. Awesome. She was flexible AND acrobatic, but may have also farted on me...not sure.