This place has always been a...

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

This is a reasonably friendly club known for inked dancers and its hipster atmosphere. These days, it's not really for me, I guess I'm too old. The private dance areas are not private, and dances…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

This strikes me as the kind of place where you have to know the dancers. I chatted up a girl, and I had the impression that she expected me to take time to get…

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Came in on a fairly quiet afternoon during the week. The place is very nice, but I don't come to strip clubs to look at architecture. Actually, I prefer more of a dive…

The Mexican chow at the place next door<br> (located in a London double-decker bus, of all things!) is not half bad. It's also usually hotter than the girls at the club. I don't think I've ever…

This is not a club where you go in, get your drink and wait for something to come to you. You start as you walk in from your car. The only things in this shopping…

As others have described, the girls were clustered at the bar texting and paying no attention to the few male customers. There was no dancer on stage. I was ignored by the male…

This is a juice bar known for HM next to the Sugar Shack in a strip mall not far from the airport. This place is looking bad. Restrooms are smelly and do not seem clean.…