OK, so it may not be...

OK, so it may not be good judgement to drop by your 3rd Vegas strip club in one day, feeling fairly tipsy, horny and with over $400 in your pocket. Nonetheless, I did just that. After getting nicely "warmed up" at Cheetahs and Treasures, I continued down Highland until I reached the "world famous" Spearmint Rhino. I was determined to enjoy the best of the best for one night and was prepared to pay for the privilege. If you come here with that same attitude, it is hard not to have a good time. Was expecting the ridiculous $50 cover so I wasn't thrown by it. I would have ended up buying the $10 drinks anyway so it was essentially $30. Place was not terribly busy when I arrived around 7PM so it was no problem finding a seat at some of the couches around the main stage. Place looks huge from the outside but the main room is pretty small and fills up fast later in the evening. Was hard to judge how many dancers were on shift as they literally kept coming out of the woodwork all night long. Undoubtedly the largest selection of really hot dancers I've ever seen in one place. May have been a few who didn't do it for me but even they would have to be described as attractive. Since it was still pretty early when I arrived, this was most likely the 2nd Team and the girls who kept arriving seemed to be more and more beautiful. A lot of enhancement but a few natural girls as well and most all in incredible shape. OK, you get the picture: Lots of hot strippers. Girls here were not quite as persistant (desperate?) as the ones at Treasures but they did keep making the rounds and no one here needs to be alone for long unless you want to be. Hit it off with a slightly spacey blonde who gave on me a psychic reading in addition to a couple of dances on the floor. Decent contact though nothing to write home about. She later told me she was 47 and I was stunned. I thought early to mid-30's at most. Don't know how long it has been since I got a dance from someone older than me. Sadly, I don't remember her name. After fending a few more advances, I was joined by a stunning blonde who would be my companion for the next hour or so. I'll blame the alcohol but I can't remember her name either but I know it was actually two names and the first definitely started with a "C.". She was a delight to talk with and didn't pressure me for a dance until after we'd talked for probably 20 to 30 minutes. She then suggested the VIP area and I countered by saying I wanted to try one in the main room first. She happily obliged and, after it was over, I gladly went back to the 3-for-$100 room, which was really a dimly lit little cubby hole tucked off to the side of the main room. Dances were not terribly high mileage but she encouraged lots of touching and gave a very sensual set of dances. Very GFE-like experience and, if she was trying to make me fall in "dancer love," it worked. After the 3rd dance, she stayed on my lap and kept going, calling it a "cute boy bonus dance.". Now I'm too old and jaded to buy that or to really believe she was enjoying herself as much as she seemed to be, but she sold it so well and made me want to believe it. Ended up going for another 3 dances and, if I had the money to keep going on. I probably would have done it. She stayed me for a little while after that and I'm pretty sure I either proposed or invited her to come home with me. Nothing worse than an old, drunk strip clubber totally falling for a dancer. Oh well, it was a good fantasy and so is the Spearmint Rhino. If you've got the time and the cash and you find yourself in Vegas, you should check it out.