"Straight out of Compton", rural version! This...

"Straight out of Compton", rural version!

This place is a shack at the corner of a pair of crossroads surrounded by corn. It's purposely located out of most every jurisdiction so they can serve alcohol and have full nude dances. I got there just after opening but before the dancers started on stage. So I had a seat at the bar, ordered up a beer and proceded to watch Spanish ESPN (no, they didn't have the English versions of ESPN.) It was televising soccer, of course. Then, some semi-drunk guy stumbled in and sat down next to me and ordered up, what else, another beer! Then he tried to act like my drinking buddy. Then he asked whether the bartender was going to have the girls "take care of him". The bartender jokingly went along and said "oh yeah!" Then a few minutes later the drunk next to me, well, he experienced a mood change and began to say he was "going to destroy the place". Graciously I went outside to make a cell call. Never saw the guy again, thankfully.

There were maybe 10 girls working that night. Had a $100 private dance with a shapely brunette in a VIP booth. They put towels across your lap before going full nude, and though it's a good grind, it's no touch for the guys. There's a security guy stationed right outside the VIP booths and the girls have to cash out after each customer. The guy also looks through the peep holes in the booth doors to make sure everyone is behaving. My gal was a real estate agent in the Chicago suburb of Naperville by day. By night she drives out here (must be at least an hour each way) to strip.