Once I found out where this...

Once I found out where this place was, I came here first on a Saturday night, followed by old fav Crazy Horse and then Market Street Cinema (what a trifecta!) The club is near the Muscone Convention Center downtown. It's upscale and definitely targeted at the business man/convention folks. $20 cover charge. Once inside, I ordered up one beer and grabbed a seat at an open cocktail table near the bar. This table had a good view of the main stage and was also near the gals' locker room area, which meant good foot traffic as far as dancer circulation was concerned. While seated there, I received several social visits from gals and a few who offered dances (to which I pointed out I had just sat down with my beer.) At one point I got a pitch from two girls at the same time; only they each took a position on either side of me which caused me to have to rotate to respond to either one.

Finally I gave in. There was a pretty & very shapely petite gal who settled in for a 10-minute conversation who's hobby was to learn a new vocabulary word everyday. Well, I gave her one. She didn't know it, so that got her to open her little handcase and pull out a notepad and pencil and write it down. Turns out she's a fitness trainer by day and does massages as well. I bit on the massage offer (priced at $20 for one song but I figured she had been friendly enough). So we went over to the side couch (I gave up a prime seat!) for my massage. Well, it started out with her working my shoulders, then she turned around and placed her bottom into my lap and began to work it all the while reaching back to continue massaging my neck/back. Only at a strip club could an innocent massage turn into a hot & heavy grind.

I thanked her, gave her the $20 she earned and never saw her again. I then relocated to a seat at the main stage where I could see nudity up close and only have to tip $1 to each girl for it. I left just shy of closing and maybe spent $60 the entire time I was there.